Rakhi Sawant and Veena Malik to protest against Poonam Pandey
In a recent development on Poonam Pandey stripping case, in an unique and distinguishing act of unity between India and Pakistan, TV celebrities Rakhi Sawant and Veena Malik have joined hands to protest against Poonam whom they find guilty of garnering cheap publicity and upseting the sanctity of Indian society. While both are not available for any comments, one of the close relatives of Veena Malik has reported that Veena is currently having a overnight meeting at Rakhi house and they are planning this protest and “fast-unt0-next morning” from next day night at Jantar Mantar. They have named their campaign as “India against Poonam”
If close sources are believed then Rakhi Sawant was agitated after reading Poonam’s Pandey strip comments and fired her creative manager for not giving her this idea. After this, she has immediately contacted her ‘Pakistani counterpart’ Veena Malik who is currently in Mumbai in search of new sandals and explained the whole situation to her alongwith the threats that Poonam is trying to impose on their uniform reign in India. Veena, being on the same frequency as Rakhi, immediately understood the risk and thus both have planned to do this protest. Veena has also been quoting that since she has got so much of ‘Muhabbat’ from Indians, now it’s time to return the favor and she’ll not tolerate if anyone else degrade the India family values.
While the details of their protest are yet to come, however looks like that their main demand is that either Poonam should strip immediately at Pakistan-Afganistan border or should seek a public apology from Rakhi & Veena and return/cancel all the contracts, assignments, shows that she has got owing to strip comment. They think that had she not made such comments then all these offers would somehow landed up with them. They strongly believe that people will support them more than they have done to Anna Hazare. However, as a fall back option, in case their protests don’t garner much of public support because of ongoing IPL then they are also in talks with their lawyer Krishan Baisakhmalani who is working on all the legal options that they can exercise against Poonam. Shri Krishna believes that his client’s case is pretty strong owing to the patents done by them on all the cheap publicity statements to be made in India and any reproduction needs their prior approval first.
While this journalist tried contacting other celebrities on any comments that they might have against this protest, Ass-mit poured his full physical and mental support to Veena while big mouth Dolly rubbishes all these protest talks saying that Poonam is not garnering any publicity with her statement and she is naturally talented for if nudity brings any publicity then why not in her case (she has planned this twice in the past without any avail)? Rahul Mahajan in an animated mood said that as far as anyone of these three will go nude, he doesn’t have any problem with the protests and “Rahul ka Swayamwar – Part 2″ will be far easy affair for him, provided these three accept to become part of it. If Bollywood is to believed then Ram Gopal Varma has already booked the tickets for his assistant director to Delhi and also planned his next title as “Tri-devi”. Politicians are also seen to utilize this opporunity and Ram Vilas Paswan thinks that it’s the conspiracy of all higher caste and said that he’ll protest against this protest unless there’s any Dalit lady included alongwith Rakhi and Veena. Per last reports, Raj Thackery is confused and in discussion with core committee to support or oppose these protests as while Rakhi is a Marathi, Veena is pakistani.
Meanwhile, Poonam is still standing on her comments and written separate letters to BCCI, Sonia Gandhi, President of India asking for permission to strip for Team India in Paris. She has also expressed her desire to become Brand Ambassador and face of Indian Cricket team and offered a dream date to Sachin Tendulkar on any place of his choice.
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